Wat Jesus Show John

14 He bulai da guys on top da earth wit all da awesome kine stuff he do, cuz da numba one wild animal let um do um an stay watching. Same time, he tell erybody on top da earth fo make one statue dat look like da numba one wild animal dat was wacked wit one sword but had come good again. 15 An it get da powa fo make dat statue dat look jalike da numba one wild animal come alive, so dat da statue get da powa fo talk an wipeout all da guys who no like worship da statue of da wild animal.