David An Goliat

Jehovah tell Samuel: ‘Go Jesse’s house. One of his boys goin be da nex king fo Israel.’ So Samuel had go Jesse’s house. Wen he had see da oldes boy, he tink to himself: ‘Dis gotta be da one.’ But Jehovah tell Samuel: ‘Dis not da guy, he not da one.’ Jehovah tell: ‘I look how peopo stay on da inside, not how dey look on da outside.’

Jesse bring six moa of his boys to Samuel. But Samuel tell: ‘Jehovah neva pick any of dem. Az all da boys you get, or wat?’ Jesse tell: ‘I get one moa kid, my younges boy David. He stay out dea taking kea da sheep.’ Wen David come in, Jehovah tell Samuel: ‘Dass da guy, he da one!’ So Samuel pour oil on top David’s head fo show dat Jehovah wen pick him fo be da nex Israel king.

Layta on, da Israel peopo wuz fighting wit da Filisha guys. Da Filisha guys had one strong, humangus soldier named Goliat. Ery day, Goliat wen keep egging dem on fo beef. He yell to da Israel peopo: ‘So wat, who like scrap wit me? If yoa guy win, we goin be yoa slave. But if I win, you guys goin be oua slave.’

Had one time David wen bring some food fo his braddahs who wuz soldiers at da Israel army camp. Wen David had hea Goliat calling dem out, he sed: ‘I go fight him.’ Den King Saul tell: ‘You jus one young kid.’ But David tell: ‘Garanz Jehovah get my back.’

Saul wuz goin let David use his armor. But David tell: ‘I no can fight in dis.’ David wen take his sling an go to da stream. He pick up five smooth stones an put um in his bag. Den David run to wea Goliat wuz. Dat big bully yell: ‘Try come hea, litto boy! I goin kill you an feed you to da birds an da wild animals.’ David no wuz sked. He wen yell back: ‘You stay come at me wit one sword an one big spear. But me, I come fo rep Jehovah. Brah, you no stay fighting us, you stay fighting agains God. You watch, Jehovah goin make us win ova all you guys. Erybody goin kno dat He moa strong den yoa sword an spear.’

David put one stone in his sling an wen swing um aroun az hahd az he could. Jehovah had make shua dat da stone wen hit da target dead on. Da stone sink deep inside Goliat’s forehead. Da huge giant wen fall to da groun. Wen da Filisha guys see dat he had mahke die dead, dey dig out an wen run fo dea lifes. So wat, you trus Jehovah jalike David?