Job, Who Him?

Had one guy name Job who worshiped Jehovah in da Uz land. He had plenny money an had one big ohana. He wuz one nice guy who wen help da pooa, wahines whose husbans wen mahke, an kids who no moa parents. Jus cuz he wen do wat wuz right, dat mean he neva get any kine pilikia?

Job neva kno Satan da Devil wuz watching him. Jehovah wen tell Satan ‘Wat, you checking out my guy Job? No moa nobody like him. Erytime he lissen me an do da right ting.’ Satan tell ‘Fo shua he like lissen you cuz you malama him, an bless him wit plenny stuffs like land an animals. But try take um all away an see if still yet he like lissen you.’ Jehovah sed ‘Go den, tes um, do wat you like wit all his stuff, jus no let um mahke.’ How come Jehovah wen let Satan tes Job? Cuz Jehovah knew Job would pass da tes.

So, Satan started fo tes Job. Firs, he wen sen some guys fo steal all his cows an donkeys. Den fiyah from da sky wen burn up all his sheeps. An den da Kaldea guys wen steal his camels an kill all da guys dat wen take kea of um. Wat wen happen next wuz da worstes ting eva. Wen all his kids wuz eating togedda, da house dey wuz in wen fall down on top dem an dey all had mahke. Even tho dis wen broke Job’s heart, he neva stop worshipping Jehovah.

Satan wasn’t pau wit Job. He wanted him fo suffa moa, so he wen give Job soas all ova his body. Job wuz hurting real bad. He neva kno why all dis stuff wuz happening to him. But, still yet, he neva stop worshipping Jehovah. God wen see all dis an wuz supa happy.

Den Satan wen sen three guys fo tes Job. Dey wen tell him ‘You must’ve wen do someting wrong an try fo hide um. God stay punish you.’ Job wen tell ‘I neva do notting wrong.’ But den Job started fo tink wuz Jehovah makin all dis happen, an He no wuz bein fair.

One young guy, Elihu, who wuz lissening da whole time wen start fo tell ‘Eryting you guys sed iz all wrong. We no can undastan how good Jehovah stay. He no can do notting wrong. He see eryting an like help peopo wit wat dey goin tru.’

Den Jehovah wen tell Job ‘Wea you wuz wen I wen make da sky an da eart? How come you tell dat I not fair? You like talk, but you dunno wat stay goin on.’ Job knew he wen screw up an tell ‘I no wuz right. I wen hea about you, but now I see you fo real kine. No moa anyting you no can do. I sorry fo eryting I had say.’

Wen da tes wuz pau, Jehovah wen make Job all good again an wen give him way moa den he had befoa. Job wuz happy an wen live long time. Cuz Job wen lissen even tho wuz hahd, Jehovah wen bless him. So, you like copy Job an no stop worshipping Jehovah no matta wat?