Daniel In Da Lion Puka

Darius, da Mede wuz anodda Babylon king. He wen see dat Daniel wuz spesho. So he put Daniel in charge of da mos importan guys in da land. But dese guys Daniel wuz in charge of got jealous, an wanted fo get rid of him. Dey wen kno dat Daniel wen pray to Jehovah three times ery day. So dey tell Darius: ‘Eh Boss, should make one rule dat erybody gotta ony pray to you. Anybody who break da rule, goin get thrown into da puka full of lions.’ Darius wen like da rule, so he sign da paypa.

Soon az Daniel hea about da new rule, he go strait home. In fron one open window, he go down on his knees an pray to Jehovah. Da jealous buggahs buss into his house an catch him praying. Dey run to Darius an tell: ‘Daniel no lissen to yoa rule. He praying to his God three times ery day.’ Darius had like Daniel, an neva like him mahke. So da whole day he try fo tink of one way fo save Daniel. But nobody, not even da king could change da rule dat he wen sign awready. He had fo tell his guys fo throw Daniel into da puka wit da wild lions.

Dat night, Darius no could sleep cuz he wuz so worried about Daniel. Firs ting in da morning, he run to da puka an call Daniel: ‘Hui, yoa God wen save you?’

Darius hea somebody. Wuz Daniel! He yell to Darius: ‘Jehovah wen sen his angel messenja guy fo make da lions no bite me. Dey no hurt me notting.’ Darius wuz supa happy! So he tell his guys fo get Daniel outa da hole. Daniel neva even get one scratch on him. Den da king give da orda: ‘Da guys who wen poin finga Daniel, throw dem into da puka.’ Wen dey wen throw dem into da puka, da lions grind um all up.

Darius sen out dis orda to all da peopo: ‘Erybody gotta come sked an respeck Daniel’s God. Cuz He da one dat wen save Daniel from da lions.’

You pray to Jehovah ery day, jalike Daniel?