David An Saul

Afta David kill Goliath, King Saul put him in charge of his army. David had win plenny wars an da peopo wen really like him. Weneva David had come home from da war, da wahines would come outside, dancing an singing: ‘Saul wack down tousans of guys, an David wack down ten tousans of guys!’ Saul come real jealous of David an wen like kill him.

One day, David wuz playing music fo Saul. David play da harp real good. All of a sudden, Saul had throw his spear fo pin him to da wall. David wen dodge da spear so da ting miss an hit da wall. Plenny times afta dat, Saul try fo kill David again. So David run away an hide in da desert.

Saul take 3,000 army guys an go looking fo David. Somehow, he wen end up in da same cave wea David an his guys wuz hiding. David’s men wispa: ‘Dis oua chance! Go kill him.’ David sneak behind Saul an cut off one piece of his robe, an Saul neva even feel um. But afta he did dat, David wen feel real bad cuz he neva show respeck fo da king Jehovah wen pick. So he tell his guys fo no touch Saul. Afta Saul leave da cave, David come out an yell: ‘I had da chance fo kill you, but I neva.’ So wat, you tink Saul wen still like kill David afta dat?

Yeah, he had still try fo hunt David down. One night, David an his nephew Abishai wen sneak into Saul’s camp. Saul’s bodyguard, Abner, wuz crashed out. So Abishai tell: ‘Dis iz it! Let me kill Saul.’ David tell: ‘No way! Jehovah goin deal wit Saul. We go jus take his spear an his watta jug an dig out.’

David go to one lookout up da mountain wea he could see Saul’s camp. He yell: ‘Abner, how come you neva proteck yoa king? Try look, I get Saul’s watta an spear!’ Saul could tell dat wuz David talking. He tell David back: ‘You coulda kill me but you neva. Now I kno fo shua dat you goin be da nex king fo Israel.’ Den Saul go back home. But you kno wat, not erybody in Saul’s ohana wen hate David.