Jehovah’s Army Of Fiyah

Da king of Syria, Ben-hadad, wen attack Israel nonstop. But erytime da prophet Elisha give da king of Israel one heads up, so dat da king wuz able fo stay safe. Dass why Ben-hadad figga iz betta fo kidnap Elisha firs. He wen find out dat Elisha wuz in da city of Dotan, so he sen da Syria army guys fo go catch him.

Night time, da Syria guys wen go Dotan. Da nex morning, Elisha’s worka guy go outside an spock one huge army all aroun da town. He wuz supa sked an yell: ‘Elisha, wat we goin do?’ Elisha tell: ‘No sked, we get way moa guys den dem.’ Right den an dea, Jehovah make um so Elisha’s worka guy could see His army of fiyah kine horses an chariots, all up in da mountains an aroun da city.

Wen da Syria army try catch Elisha, he pray to Jehovah fo help. Den Jehovah wen confuse dem, an dey neva kno wea dey wuz. Elisha tell da Syria army guys: ‘You stay da wrong place. Try come, I go take you to da guy you looking fo.’ So dey follow Elisha, an he bring dem inside Samaria town, wea da Israel king live.

Ony wen dey stay Samaria awready, da Syria guys figga out wea dey wuz. Dey no could do notting now. Den da Israel king ask Elisha: ‘I should kill dem or wat?’ Wat Elisha goin do? You tink he goin get back at dese guys who wen try hurt him? No, he neva. Elisha tell: ‘No kill dem. Give dem food an watta, an let dem go.’ So da king spread one big luau fo dem, an den let dem go home.